Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is "F==K". It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. "F==K" falls into many grammatical categories.It can be used as a verb - both transitive (Dave f==ked Anne) and intransitive(Dave then f==ked off home). It can be used as an active verb (Dave f==ks Anne regularly) or as a passive verb (Anne is regularly f==ked by Dave). It makes a wonderful adjective (Anne is f==king beautiful) and can even be a noun (Dave is a fine f==k). So you see, there are not many words with the versatility of "F==K".
Besides its sexual connotations, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations :
- aggression : Fuck you.
- apathy : Who gives a fuck anyway?
- denial : I didn't fucking do it.
- derision : He fucks everything up
- despair : Fucked again.
- difficulty : I don't understand this fucking job.
- disbelief : How the fuck did you do that?
- dismay : Oh, fuck it.
- displeasure : What the fuck is going on?
- fraud : I got fucked by my insurance agent.
- goodbye : Fuck off.
- greeting : How the fuck are you?
- incompetence : He's all fucked up.
- lost : Where the fuck are we?
- mistake : That's fucked it.
- panic : Let's get the fuck out of here.
- perplexity : I know fuck all about it.
- philosophical : Who gives a fuck?
- rebellion : Fuck this for a game of soldiers.
- resignation : Oh, fuck it.
- retaliation : Up your fucking ass.
- surprise : Fuck me.
- suspicion : Who the fuck are you?
- trouble : I guess I'm fucked now.
- It can be...useful in describing anatomy : He's a fucking asshole.
- used to tell the time : It's five fucking thirty.
- used in business : How did I get this fucking job.
- a predication : Oh, will I get fucked.
- maternal : You great motherfucker.
- nautical : Fuck the admiral.
- political : Fuck Kinnock/Thatcher.
- used to open a relationship : Let's fuck.
The word has, of course, been used by some very famous personages through the years, the more notable of them being :
- What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima
- Look at all those fucking Indians! - General Custer
- Where's all that fucking water coming from? - Captain of the Titanic
- What a place to plant a fucking tree. - Marc Bolan
- That's not a real fucking gun. - John Lennon
- The fucking throttle's stuck! - Donald Campbell
- Who's going to fucking know? - President Nixon
- I'm outside the fucking exclusion zone. - Capt. of Gen. Belgrano
- Heads are going to fucking roll! - Anne Boleyn
- Who let that fucking woman drive? - Space Shuttle Captain
- Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out. - King Harold
- I thought I could smell fucking petrol. - Nikki Lauda
- What fucking map? - Mark Thatcher
- It's my best fucking coat. - Michael Foot
- She's just a fucking secretary. - Cecil Parkinson
- He's just a fucking mate. - Jeremy Thorpe
- Any fucker can understand that. - Einstein
- It fucking looks like her! - Picasso
- Where's the fucking brakes on this thing. - Donald Campbell
- Where the fuck are we? - Christopher Columbus
- It's a sunny day, we don't need a fucking top on the car. - JFK
- What the fucks that coming down the ventilation shaft. - Iraqi airbase staff
- Nobody will give a fuck about the poll tax. - Margaret Thatcher
- How the fuck do we work that out? - Pythagoras
- You want what on the fucking ceiling?! - Michaelangelo
- I don't suppose it's fucking raining. - Joan of Arc
- I didn't want to fucking go anyway. - Sebastion Coe
- I haven't got a fucking clue. - Miss Marples.
